New shop tops

Do you want to look good this winter, to be the envy of your friends? Catch a glimpse of yourself in that shop window and think damn I look good!! Get Kids pointing at you and gasp WOW!!!!! Forget that flash bike or that bit of bling. Then what you want is a SCHMOOS LONG SLEEVED TOP. It may make you go that bit faster. It could even make you more popular with the opposite sex (Do you think I am over selling this top?) All this for only £54.99. Only while stocks last.